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I will now take a moment to be FEMALE (yes, i am) and talk a little bit about what kind of fashion i'd like to incorporate into my wardrobe as of late. Take note that desire and reality often do not see eye to eye (thus, the existence of the desire), so you may or may never see these things on my body or in my closet. perhaps my imagination is good enough, for these hard times. oh to be young and frivolous!
1) High Waisted Shorts and Skirts
I was so pleasantly surprised to find that these waist hugging things actually LENGTHEN my short body! i always thought it would make me look like a tree stump, but apparently the cut is quite flattering for us little people.
i actually have a pair of tan high-waisted shorts-- but because the world hates me, i gained weight immediately after the purchase and now my lovely puson bulges out, and if i'm not mistaken, there is also the appearance of camel toe. no thanks! must either lose weight(boo), or go shopping soon (yay!)
2) Masculine cuts and pieces
Seeing as i have always been and always will be macho, might as well make it look good, right? i would love to walk around wearing men's button down shirts or tuxedo tops and pants but for some reason, i just can't get comfortable with it. i feel too much like a man! but one day, when i find just the right cut, i hopefully will paint the town red (or pink, or orange) in my masculine, un-butchy look.
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aaaaaaaaaannnnddd.... that's it. I'd like to put in some Christian Louboutin black high heeled pumps but seeing as it's way over the budget (and i will never be able to trick my dad into buying me one -- darn it, he's learning!), i won't even post the photo here. no need to remind me of what i can't have.
Yay! a totally girlie post!
now that's over, can i just say-- i learned a few things about men and women over the weekend. and to put it all in a nutshell:
"Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man."
Unfortunately, what i seem to have perfected throughout the years is:
"Act Like A Man, Think Like A Neurotic Female"
which, thankfully, is beginning to look a lot like the past. i am months deep in heart rehab-- i've finally decided that i absolutely SUCK at relationships and i'm going to let go and let God. it's harder, but really, who can i trust more?
and! if there's one thing i wish every female would remember, it's that WE ARE POWERFUL! we decide whether a man kisses us, holds our hands, touches us. we are the gatekeepers of purity, ladies!
don't relinquish that power! hold on to it and remember -- the worthy one will WAIT.
Well, seeing as i've jumped topics yet again, i will be the typical aquarian that i am and I will be impulsive and will now chop all of my hair off at Razzle Dazzle Salon! photos to follow! (if it looks good. if it doesn't, i will suddenly have a strange, rather unhealthy attachment to hats).
whoopa!
1) High Waisted Shorts and Skirts
I was so pleasantly surprised to find that these waist hugging things actually LENGTHEN my short body! i always thought it would make me look like a tree stump, but apparently the cut is quite flattering for us little people.
i actually have a pair of tan high-waisted shorts-- but because the world hates me, i gained weight immediately after the purchase and now my lovely puson bulges out, and if i'm not mistaken, there is also the appearance of camel toe. no thanks! must either lose weight(boo), or go shopping soon (yay!)
2) Masculine cuts and pieces
Seeing as i have always been and always will be macho, might as well make it look good, right? i would love to walk around wearing men's button down shirts or tuxedo tops and pants but for some reason, i just can't get comfortable with it. i feel too much like a man! but one day, when i find just the right cut, i hopefully will paint the town red (or pink, or orange) in my masculine, un-butchy look.
===
aaaaaaaaaannnnddd.... that's it. I'd like to put in some Christian Louboutin black high heeled pumps but seeing as it's way over the budget (and i will never be able to trick my dad into buying me one -- darn it, he's learning!), i won't even post the photo here. no need to remind me of what i can't have.
Yay! a totally girlie post!
now that's over, can i just say-- i learned a few things about men and women over the weekend. and to put it all in a nutshell:
"Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man."
Unfortunately, what i seem to have perfected throughout the years is:
"Act Like A Man, Think Like A Neurotic Female"
which, thankfully, is beginning to look a lot like the past. i am months deep in heart rehab-- i've finally decided that i absolutely SUCK at relationships and i'm going to let go and let God. it's harder, but really, who can i trust more?
and! if there's one thing i wish every female would remember, it's that WE ARE POWERFUL! we decide whether a man kisses us, holds our hands, touches us. we are the gatekeepers of purity, ladies!
don't relinquish that power! hold on to it and remember -- the worthy one will WAIT.
Well, seeing as i've jumped topics yet again, i will be the typical aquarian that i am and I will be impulsive and will now chop all of my hair off at Razzle Dazzle Salon! photos to follow! (if it looks good. if it doesn't, i will suddenly have a strange, rather unhealthy attachment to hats).
whoopa!
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